On certain news channels in the space between the advertisements and the news itself, there’s a quick news bulletin of stories they weren’t bothered to feature on the main show. So I happened to catch this little bulletin break when I was about to switch off the TV and this is more or less what I saw:
“Real Life Superhero in Seattle”
“Romanian witches cast spells on government officials as revenge for forcing them to pay taxes.”
…I’m still not sure if I was awake at that point!